Wordle Postgame Report, September 14


Wordle Postgame Report, September 14
THYME burnet, Zygaena purpuralis, Mon, Denmark (Photo by: Education Images/Universal Images Group via Getty Images)

September 14, THYME, 4/6

The Wordle Postgame Report is a brief analysis of a game of Wordle, the five-lr-word guessing game now owned by the New York Times. If you do not play Wordle, Indignity encourages you to please skip this item. The existence of the Wordle Postgame Report does not constitute an endorsement of playing Wordle, not playing Wordle, or of the New York Times.

STARTING THE GAME off with TRUCE looked like it might, provisionally, point the way to an ending, planting a green T at one end of the word and a green E at the other. Now to bring the two sides together: THOSE? Yes to the H, no to the rest. The gap was narrowing, but what could satisfy it? Which vowel would it be? THANE would be ridiculous, Wordle couldn't possibly go in for Shakespeare. THINE was almost as silly, but nothing else came to mind—until I saw the I and the N come up gray, pushing the game to the fourth round. Not I, still not likely to be A, and that left...Y. THYME. A dusty old noun from the back of the word-rack, sitting unused for years.

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