The Second Email We Sent Today

Good morning! The first email we sent out today was the HMM WEEKLY PREMIUM NEWSLETTER, now distributed strictly to the members, supporters, and patrons of Hmm Daily. If you're getting this, and if we configured our email account settings right, you are on the Hmm Daily mailing list but not among our members, supporters, or patrons. We're glad to correspond with you regardless, but if you'd like to read the full HMM WEEKLY PREMIUM NEWSLETTER, please join our paying community. Thank you for your interest! ***

LAST WEEK ON HMM DAILY

• Pay Attention to the Internet
• Keeping Iran Policy in the Dark
• Consumer Probe: Del Monte Very Cherry® Mixed Fruit Is Not Very Cherry
• If Elliott Abrams’ Career Is a Disgrace, Then American Foreign Policy Is Disgraceful
• Support the Romantic-Industrial Complex
• The Telephone Got Disconnected
• An American Boy Is as Boring as You Make Him
• House Republicans Are a Minority, But Not a Persecuted One
• There Is No Oblique Strategy for Escaping Power Cords
• In Man Against Machine, Manhood Prevails
• Bret Stephens Forgives Himselves

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